2018 Classic: The Melon

I’m “one” in a hundred players.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

2025 is the year of "Hyper-Reality." While we finally stopped fig...read more »

I’m "folding" my holographic screen.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I can’t "bear" to wait for 2026.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

I’m a "fun-gi" to have in the metaverse.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

I’m "browsing" through the future.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I tried to reload my personality in 2025, but I was already "up-...read more »

I’m "quacking" up at the AI.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Li...read more »

I’m "broadcasting."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The...read more »

I’m "one" in a trillion connections.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "branching" out into neural-networks.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »

I’m "stuck" on a high-speed data loop.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

@Napster_King02/17/2003 11:09I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Optical_Mouse_9906/18/2009 01:12I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@Broadband_Newbie08/26/1999 12:41Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Green_Day_Fan07/06/1997 19:41Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@Shagadelic_9702/04/2010 12:44This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Overly_Attached09/14/2003 17:07I’m watching you... read this joke!

@Xanga_Skin_Maker01/28/2005 18:13This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.