2000 Archive: The Prescription
“I can’t read this.” “It says ‘Stop trying to decode your own DNA at home’.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K… Read More »2000 Archive: The Prescription
2000 Archive: Best Metal Performance
Why “Iron Man” by Black Sabbath? Because it only took the Grammys 30 years to realize that Black Sabbath might be good at Metal. Part… Read More »2000 Archive: Best Metal Performance
2000 Vintage: The Encyclopedia Ultimate Truth
Rejecting any current political news or historical fact unless it can be physically verified by opening a dusty volume of the 1993 Encyclopedia Britannica on… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Encyclopedia Ultimate Truth
2000 Legacy: The “Leverage” Joke
Why did the aliens want gold? Because apparently, an advanced intergalactic race hasn’t figured out how to just mine asteroids. Part of the 40 Razzie… Read More »2000 Legacy: The “Leverage” Joke
1999 Legacy: The Simpsons Record
Why did they win again? For being the only show on TV that is legally allowed to never end. Part of the 40 Emmy Awards… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Simpsons Record
1999 Classic: The Buffer
Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was “buffering.” Part of the 59 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition… Read More »1999 Classic: The Buffer
1998 Legacy: The Bowling Alley
A guy walks into a bar and asks, “Is this a strike?” The bartender says, “No, this is a bar. The bowling alley is next… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Bowling Alley
1998 Legacy: The Cereal
Why was the cereal so quiet? It was “cereal-ously” tired. Part of the 52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 “Pre-Millennium” Archive archive. Historically Verified
1998 Archive: The Trash
Why did the blonde throw her monitor away? She was told to “empty the trash.” Part of the 48 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1998 Retro… Read More »1998 Archive: The Trash
1997 Archive: The Website Hit Counter
Why was the boss so proud? The company website finally reached “100 visitors” (50 of them were him). Part of the 64 Office Groaners: The… Read More »1997 Archive: The Website Hit Counter