Why did the aliens want gold? Because apparently, an advanced intergalactic race hasn’t figured out how to just mine asteroids.
Part of the 40 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2000 “Battlefield Earth & Dreadlock Disaster” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
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