2011 Archive: The Air
I’m “broadcasting” my life. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Archive: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
Shuffling across an outdated avocado-green carpet in thick wool socks, creating enough electrical voltage to shock anyone who attempts to hand you a cup of… Read More »2011 Archive: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
2011 Classic: The Launch of Silk Road
Why was the “Dark Web” in the news? Because someone decided that the Amazon of illegal things was a great idea, starting a high-stakes game… Read More »2011 Classic: The Launch of Silk Road
2010 Legacy: The “Magic” B.o.B.
Rivers Cuomo is on this! 2010 is the year of the most unexpected musical collaborations. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2010 Inception of… Read More »2010 Legacy: The “Magic” B.o.B.
2010 Legacy: Harry Potter (Deathly Hallows Pt. 1)
Why were they just camping in the woods? Because in 2010, the wizarding world realized that finding Horcruxes involves a lot of walking and teenage… Read More »2010 Legacy: Harry Potter (Deathly Hallows Pt. 1)
2009 Classic: The Router
I’m “routing” for the future. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The Elephant
I’ll “never” forget 2008. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: The Robert Boyle Honorary Award
Why? Because after 98 years of life and working with Hitchcock, the Academy realized they should probably give him a statue while he could still… Read More »2008 Classic: The Robert Boyle Honorary Award
2007 Legacy: Amy Winehouse (Back to Black)
Why was the album so dark? Because in 2007, Amy proved that the best music comes from a place where the beehive is high and… Read More »2007 Legacy: Amy Winehouse (Back to Black)
2006 Legacy: The Neon Paper Deficit
Printing the final parish budget summary on eye-searing, neon-green copy paper so that no family can claim they mistook the multi-thousand-dollar church deficit for a… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Neon Paper Deficit