2016 Vintage: The Password
I’m “locking” my phone before I walk into a pole. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016)… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Password
2016 Legacy: The “Ben-Hur” Remake
Why? For proving that you should never, ever try to out-chariot Charlton Heston. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2016 “Batman v Superman… Read More »2016 Legacy: The “Ben-Hur” Remake
2015 Archive: The Kansas City Royals Redemption
Why was “Blue October” so sweet? Because after losing in 2014, the Royals came back and won the World Series, proving that “small ball” and… Read More »2015 Archive: The Kansas City Royals Redemption
2014 Legacy: The Scottish Independence Referendum
Why was David Cameron so nervous in September? Because “Better Together” sounded like a great slogan until he realized that half of Scotland was ready… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Scottish Independence Referendum
2014 Legacy: The Map
I bought her a digital map. It started vibrating when she tried to take a “shortcut through a cornfield.” Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Map
2013 Archive: The 2013 Final Grammy Vibe
Why was it a standout? Because it was the night the “Stomping Folk” (Mumford) met the “Abstract R&B” (Ocean), proving that in 2013, the Grammys… Read More »2013 Archive: The 2013 Final Grammy Vibe
2013 Archive: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
The faded neon-haired plastic doll still sitting on top of your pen, looking ancient after surviving seventeen consecutive years of spelling bees. Part of the… Read More »2013 Archive: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
2013 Archive: The 2013 Exit
“Why was 2013 so weird?” “Because it was the year we realized that everything is a meme and nothing is sacred.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2013 Archive: The 2013 Exit
2012 Classic: The Felix Baumgartner Space Jump
Why did 8 million people watch a guy jump from a balloon? Because it was the only way in 2012 to get higher than the… Read More »2012 Classic: The Felix Baumgartner Space Jump
2012 Legacy: The Siri (Part 2)
She argued with Siri for twenty minutes about the fastest way to the mall. Siri eventually just turned itself off. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Siri (Part 2)