2000 Vintage: The Deftones “White Pony”
Why so dark? For the album that proved Nu-Metal could be sexy, artistic, and sound like an underwater dream. Part of the 35 Musician &… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Deftones “White Pony”
1999 Archive: Best Male Pop Vocal
Why Eric Clapton for “My Father’s Eyes”? Because a smooth Clapton ballad is the “comfort food” of the Recording Academy. Part of the 39 Grammy… Read More »1999 Archive: Best Male Pop Vocal
1997 Archive: The “Jerry Maguire” Effect
Why was it nominated? To prove that Tom Cruise can make “Show me the money” sound like a philosophical breakthrough. Part of the 42 Oscars… Read More »1997 Archive: The “Jerry Maguire” Effect
1996 Classic: The Electric Chair
Why was the light bulb so happy? It was “en-light-ened.” Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Legacy: Star Trek
First Contact: Why were the Borg so successful at trick-or-treating? Because “Resistance is futile,” and they had already assimilated all the Snickers in the zip… Read More »1996 Legacy: Star Trek
1996 Classic: The Marriage Secret
“We never go to bed angry. We stay up all night and fight until the sun comes up.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Classic: The Marriage Secret
1996 Classic: The Windows 95 Sanctuary
The church technician treating the installation of a single desktop computer in the main office like a NASA rocket launch, warning everyone not to touch… Read More »1996 Classic: The Windows 95 Sanctuary
1995 Legacy: The Bird Sighting
Two blondes are walking. One says, “Look, a dead bird!” The other looks up at the sky and asks, “Where?” Part of the 61 Classic… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Bird Sighting