Listing the names of three different nieces, an old landlord, and the deceased family cat before successfully identifying the teenager standing right in front of… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Grandchild Identity Roulette
Printing the final parish budget summary on eye-searing, neon-green copy paper so that no family can claim they mistook the multi-thousand-dollar church deficit for a… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Neon Paper Deficit
Why was the witch so confident? “Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?”—the anthem of every 2005 dance floor. Part of the… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Pussycat Dolls – “Don’t Cha”
Why did the “Preps-to-Pros” era end? Because the league decided 18 was too young, making 2005 the last year you could go from the prom… Read More »2005 Legacy: The NBA Age Limit
Why did Martin Scorsese lose Best Director (again)? Because the Academy decided that while 1940s airplanes are cool, 74-year-old Clint Eastwood is unstoppable. Part of… Read More »2005 Vintage: The “Aviator” Visuals
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, I’m just a Jedi! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Europe
Why The College Dropout? Because Kanye proved that you don’t need a degree to be the smartest person in the recording studio. Part of the… Read More »2005 Classic: Best Rap Album
Why did Christopher Moltisanti get an Emmy? For proving that “writing screenplays and being addicted” is the Hollywood definition of versatility. Part of the 41… Read More »2004 Classic: The Michael Imperioli Win
Why did the lawyer sue the water cooler? For “failing to provide sufficient gossip” to build a defamation case. Part of the 53 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Office Humidifier
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo who? / Hugo your way! Part of the 52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Hugo
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