2003 Legacy: The HIPAA 2
“I can’t tell you your weight. It’s a HIPAA violation against your own ego.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare &… Read More »2003 Legacy: The HIPAA 2
2003 Archive: Johnny Depp (Pirates of the Caribbean)
Why was Disney worried about Jack Sparrow? Because in 2003, they thought Johnny Depp was playing a “drunken rockstar,” only to realize he just invented… Read More »2003 Archive: Johnny Depp (Pirates of the Caribbean)
2003 Classic: The Refresh
Why did the blonde splash water on her face? She clicked “Refresh” on her browser. Part of the 47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2003 Archive… Read More »2003 Classic: The Refresh
2002 Legacy: The Best Song Performance
Why did Randy Newman finally win? Because after 16 nominations, the Academy realized that if they didn’t give him an Oscar, he might never stop… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Best Song Performance
2002 Classic: The Michael Chiklis Shock
Why did “The Shield” star win Best Actor? For proving that losing your hair and your moral compass is the fastest way to an Emmy… Read More »2002 Classic: The Michael Chiklis Shock
2002 Vintage: The Phone
She’s the only person who can make “Your call is important to us” sound like a personal insult. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Phone
2002 Vintage: The Star Wars Episode II
A guy orders a drink and says, “I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.” The bartender says, “Sir,… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Star Wars Episode II
2001 Vintage: The Mikey
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost! Part of the 39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2001 Odyssey Edition… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Mikey
2001 Vintage: The Sock
I’m a foot. I’m just “toasty.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Vintage: The Mummy Returns
Why was the Rock’s costume so pixelated? Because the CGI Scorpion King was the scariest thing in 2001, but for all the wrong reasons. Part… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Mummy Returns