2001 Vintage: The Sock

I’m a foot. I’m just “toasty.”

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@Tamagotchi_Dad08/28/1995 17:37Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Zoolander_Blue06/27/1995 18:57Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@Encarta_Explorer04/15/2015 17:04I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@Sailor_Moon_Cry07/22/1996 03:37In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Uncle_Rico_9812/09/2011 06:44I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Ultima_Online_V05/16/1995 13:25Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

@Net_Neutrality03/05/2015 10:06Equality for all jokes!

@Filter_Fanatic09/12/2013 05:45This joke looks better with a sepia filter.