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1996 Classic: The Windows 95 Sanctuary

The church technician treating the installation of a single desktop computer in the main office like a NASA rocket launch, warning everyone not to touch the mouse without supervision.

Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Dial-Up Tones & Fellowship Halls” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@N64_GoldenEye01/14/1999 19:39Better than a headshot in Complex!
@ICQ_Flower08/01/1996 00:30The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@Duke_Nukem_Quotes03/22/2013 10:42Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Fight_Club_Member10/20/2003 05:40I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Fargo_Marge05/11/1996 00:33Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@Kill_Bill_Bride07/03/2008 01:03I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
@Beavis_Cornholio12/28/2013 04:02I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Search_Scout_9908/19/2011 12:48Scouting the web for gems like this.
@Hi5_Pro_User06/07/2002 06:47High five for this joke!

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