Why was it nominated? To prove that Tom Cruise can make “Show me the money” sound like a philosophical breakthrough.
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I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!
Saving the best laugh for last!