Why was David Cameron so nervous in September? Because “Better Together” sounded like a great slogan until he realized that half of Scotland was ready to “Swipe Left” on the entire United Kingdom.
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🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2024 Legacy: The UK General Election
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Laughing is as laughing does.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
Actually, it IS a cool story!