2016 Vintage: The Password

I’m “locking” my phone before I walk into a pole.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "locking" my DNA profile.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m in the "limelight" of the web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

In 1995, before memes were a thing, we had the "groaner." One-lin...read more »

I’m "alt-ering" my perception of time.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I "need" more space in my neural cloud.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

2013 was the year of the "earworm." Whether you were trying to "L...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I used a device to talk to my cat. He just said "Meow-re food." S...read more »

The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »

My AI is so smart it started finish-ing my... sandwiches. I gues...read more »

I’m "slowly" updating.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: ...read more »

I’m "blooming" in the spotlight.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

@Msdos_Expert05/21/1998 21:30DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli04/12/1996 02:12That still only counts as one laugh!

@Unix_Wizard12/12/2008 22:06sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@Student_Life_0104/07/1995 05:24Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Scanner_Darkly03/31/1999 17:12I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@Ruby_Rhod_Green02/19/2013 15:29Super green! Hilarious!

@Captain_Obvious07/22/2015 06:04This is a comment on a funny joke.