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2011 Archive: The Shag Carpet Static Surge

Shuffling across an outdated avocado-green carpet in thick wool socks, creating enough electrical voltage to shock anyone who attempts to hand you a cup of tea.

Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Interrogation, Cloud Confusion & Tablet Battles” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nokia_Snake_Champ04/14/2011 20:01Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Yahoo_Directory10/05/1998 06:33Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Discman_Skipper01/31/2014 05:56Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Y2K_Bug_Hunter03/24/2003 05:45The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@Hanson_Fan_9707/20/1997 14:59Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@Mean_Girls_Regina08/07/2005 09:57Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@Student_Life_0111/21/2008 01:38Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Dorm_Room_Hero09/19/2006 05:39My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
@DragonBall_Z_G03/25/2002 11:11His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Everquest_Solo05/01/2000 19:29Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

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