Why? Because after 98 years of life and working with Hitchcock, the Academy realized they should probably give him a statue while he could still carry it.
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🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Ryan Gosling & Emily Blunt "Barbenheimer" Fight
Why were they arguing? To show that even if they're rivals on scr...read more »
36 Oscars Jokes: The 2005 “Clint’s Knockout, Jamie’s Soul & Chris Rock’s Reality Check” Edition
In 2005, the 77th Academy Awards brought a gritty, emotional punc...read more »
2024 Vintage: Cillian Murphy’s "Oppen-Win"
Why was his win so calm? Because after staring into the soul of t...read more »
2024 Archive: Ryan Gosling’s "Kenergy"
Why was "I’m Just Ken" the highlight of the night? Because Ryan G...read more »
43 Oscars Jokes: The 2013 “Argo, J-Law’s Trip & The Day-Lewis Hat Trick” Edition
In 2013, the 85th Academy Awards proved that Hollywood loves a co...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best Supporting Actress Race
Why did Selena Gomez win? To prove that "Only Murders in the Buil...read more »
39 Oscars Jokes: The 2017 “Moonlight, La La Land & The Wrong Envelope” Edition
In 2017, the 89th Academy Awards taught us that even in a world o...read more »
43 Oscars Jokes: The 2000 “American Beauty, Stolen Statues & Billy’s Millennium” Edition
In 2000, the 72nd Academy Awards arrived with a sigh of relief th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best Original Screenplay
Why did Anora win? Because writing a movie that feels like a two-...read more »
37 Oscars Jokes: The 2021 “Train Station, Nomadland & The Hopkins Twist” Edition
In 2021, the 93rd Academy Awards looked less like a gala and more...read more »
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2024 Vintage: The Anya Taylor-Joy Look
Why did she look like a mermaid? To remind us that Furiosa is com...read more »
38 Oscars Jokes: The 1999 “Shakespeare, Spielberg & Benigni’s Leap” Edition
In 1999, the 71st Academy Awards proved that in Hollywood, a poet...read more »
41 Oscars Jokes: The 1998 “Titanic, Celine & King of the World” Edition
In 1998, the 70th Academy Awards weren't just an awards show; the...read more »
42 Oscars Jokes: The 2011 “The King’s Speech, Franco’s Nap & The Social Network Snub” Edition
In 2011, the 83rd Academy Awards tried to attract a younger audie...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!