2010 Vintage: The Garden
She told the ivy it was “clinging to the past” just like my high school football stories. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2010… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Garden
2010 Vintage: The “V-22 Osprey” Milestone
Why was it finally “Quiet” around the Osprey? Because it finally spent more time in the air than in the maintenance hangar, much to the… Read More »2010 Vintage: The “V-22 Osprey” Milestone
2010 Classic: The My Chemical Romance “Danger Days”
Why the colorful blasters? For the band ditching the black parade for a high-octane post-apocalyptic road trip. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star… Read More »2010 Classic: The My Chemical Romance “Danger Days”
2009 Vintage: Worst Actor Runner-up
Why Will Ferrell? For proving that his “shouting man” persona is less funny when he’s being chased by a prehistoric bird. Part of the 38… Read More »2009 Vintage: Worst Actor Runner-up
2008 Legacy: The Ken
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in and play Wii? Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Ken
2007 Vintage: The Superbad Teen
“I am McLovin… and I am in the dark!” Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 – The Year the World went “Touch” archive.… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Superbad Teen
2007 Archive: Best Metal Performance
Why “Eyes of the Insane” by Slayer? Because the Grammys like to keep things “balanced”—a little Celine Dion, a little Slayer. Part of the 34… Read More »2007 Archive: Best Metal Performance
2006 Vintage: The Kathy Griffin Rant
Why the fear? Because she was officially banned from every red carpet for being “too honest” about the nominees’ plastic surgery. Part of the 41… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Kathy Griffin Rant
2006 Archive: The Jimmie Johnson First Cup
Why did NASCAR have a new ruler? Because Jimmie won his first of many titles, starting a streak that made every other driver’s trophy case… Read More »2006 Archive: The Jimmie Johnson First Cup
2005 Archive: Worst Picture
Why Dirty Love? Because the Razzies felt that a movie featuring a “period accident” as a comedic climax deserved every gold spray-painted berry in existence. Part… Read More »2005 Archive: Worst Picture