2004 Archive: Best Pop Vocal Album
Why Justified? Because Justin Timberlake proved that leaving a boy band is easy if you have Pharrell and Timbaland on speed dial. Part of the… Read More »2004 Archive: Best Pop Vocal Album
2004 Archive: The White Chicks
Two guys walk in dressed as blonde women. The bartender says, “I’ve seen this movie, and I’m still not giving you free drinks.” Part of… Read More »2004 Archive: The White Chicks
2004 Archive: The Catwoman Mic Drop
Why did Catwoman dominate? Because Halle Berry became the first A-lister to personally show up with her real Oscar in one hand and her Razzie in the other, thanking… Read More »2004 Archive: The Catwoman Mic Drop
2003 Legacy: The Shark
Why is my mother-in-law like Bruce the shark from Finding Nemo? Because the second she smells dinner, she goes into a “frenzy” of criticism. Part of… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Shark
2001 Classic: The Desktop
I’m a writer. I’m just “stationery.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Legacy: The Nokia Ringtone Interrogation
Jumping three feet out of an armchair because a mobile phone in a coat pocket started bleeping out a robotic, high-pitched monophonic version of a… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Nokia Ringtone Interrogation
2000 Classic: The Story
She tells a story about her wedding that always somehow ends with me being a “work in progress.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Classic: The Story
1998 Classic: The Y2K Stockpile Initiative
Beginning to fill the garage with fifty cans of stewed tomatoes and three dozen flashlights because the evening news said the kitchen microwave might turn… Read More »1998 Classic: The Y2K Stockpile Initiative
1996 Archive: The Gym
A guy joins a gym to impress a girl. He asks the trainer, “Which machine should I use to get her attention?” The trainer points… Read More »1996 Archive: The Gym
1996 Archive: The Evidence
Why does a lawyer wear glasses? To look like he’s actually reading the fine print he’s making up. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Archive: The Evidence