2014 Vintage: Best New Artist
Why Macklemore & Ryan Lewis? Because in 2013, you couldn’t enter a second-hand store without hearing their names. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2014 Vintage: Best New Artist
2014 Legacy: The Second Opinion
“Doctor, I think I have a rare tropical disease.” “Did you see it on WebMD?” “Yes.” “Then you actually have ‘Acute Internet-Induced Paranoia’.” Part of… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Second Opinion
2013 Archive: The Daft Punk “Get Lucky” Summer
Why the disco helmets? Because the robots spent the whole summer “up all night to get lucky,” proving that a Nile Rodgers riff is the… Read More »2013 Archive: The Daft Punk “Get Lucky” Summer
2012 Legacy: The Men in Black 3
“I’m traveling back to 1969!” “Why? To see your original hairline?” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Men in Black 3
2012 Legacy: The Brave Sandwich
Why did the sandwich go to the gym? To get some “shredded” lettuce. Part of the 44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 “End of the… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Brave Sandwich
2012 Vintage: Best Spoken Word Album
Why Betty White? Because she’s a national treasure and she probably could have won Best Rap Album if she tried. Part of the 38 Grammy… Read More »2012 Vintage: Best Spoken Word Album
2011 Classic: The Snake
I’m “hiss-terical” about the new emojis. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Archive: The “Mr. Saxobeat” Alexandra Stan
The official song of every summer holiday in Europe in 2011. Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners: The 2011 Viral Awakening archive. Historically Verified
2011 Classic: Maroon 5’s “Moves Like Jagger”
Why was Dad flapping his arms so weirdly? Because he was convinced he had the moves like Mick Jagger, when he really just looked like… Read More »2011 Classic: Maroon 5’s “Moves Like Jagger”
2010 Classic: The My Chemical Romance “Danger Days”
Why the colorful blasters? For the band ditching the black parade for a high-octane post-apocalyptic road trip. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star… Read More »2010 Classic: The My Chemical Romance “Danger Days”