2023 Legacy: The Poor Things
I told her I’m an experiment. She said, “A failed one. Now do the dishes.” Part of the 56 Marriage Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer &… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Poor Things
2022 Classic: The Car Trip
We drove to the forest. She said the trees were “too close together.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Slap” Edition… Read More »2022 Classic: The Car Trip
2022 Classic: Billie’s Taylor Hawkins Shirt
Why did she wear it? To pay tribute to the legendary Foo Fighters drummer on a night when the whole rock community was mourning. Part… Read More »2022 Classic: Billie’s Taylor Hawkins Shirt
2022 Legacy: The “Inflation Reduction Act” Name
Why was it called that? Because in 2022, “The Bill That Does a Little Bit of Everything and Hopefully Lowers Gas Prices” was too long… Read More »2022 Legacy: The “Inflation Reduction Act” Name
2021 Legacy: The Tokyo Olympics
Why were they in 2021? Because the “2020” logo was already printed, and we all watched cardboard beds and empty stadiums while cheering for “Pizza-eating”… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Tokyo Olympics
2020 Vintage: The WebMD 2020 Edition
I checked my symptoms online. Usually, it says I have a rare disease; this year, it just said, “Stay home, wash your hands, and stop… Read More »2020 Vintage: The WebMD 2020 Edition
2020 Vintage: The WFH Conflict
My office is the kitchen table. Her office is the other side of the kitchen table. The “Lunch Wars” have begun. Part of the 55… Read More »2020 Vintage: The WFH Conflict
2020 Legacy: The King of Staten Island
Pete Davidson playing Pete Davidson. It was surprisingly sweet for a movie about tattoos and firemen. Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great… Read More »2020 Legacy: The King of Staten Island
2020 Vintage: The Load
I’m “buffering” my social skills. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Classic: The Annie Murphy Win
Why “A Little Bit Alexis”? Because that song was stuck so deep in the voters’ heads that voting for anyone else required an exorcism. Part… Read More »2020 Classic: The Annie Murphy Win