2020 Legacy: The Maya Rudolph & Kristen Wiig Bit
Why were they so funny? To remind the Academy that if they ever want a host again, they have two perfect ones standing right there.… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Maya Rudolph & Kristen Wiig Bit
2020 Vintage: The WFH Conflict
My office is the kitchen table. Her office is the other side of the kitchen table. The “Lunch Wars” have begun. Part of the 55… Read More »2020 Vintage: The WFH Conflict
2019 Archive: The Digital Photo
She says digital photos are “too sharp.” She wants a filter that makes me look like “a responsible adult.” Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2019 Archive: The Digital Photo
2019 Archive: The Desktop
I’m “surface” deep in Gotham’s lore. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Archive: The Dark and Stormy
“Like the plot of a Netflix original series.” Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2018 Vintage: The Truth or Dare
“I’m playing a deadly game!” “Truth or Dare: Did you actually wash your hands after changing the oil?” “Dare.” “I dare you to wash your hands.” Part… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Truth or Dare
2015 Classic: The Best Original Screenplay
Why did Birdman win? Because writing a movie that feels like a jazz drum solo is the ultimate Hollywood flex. Part of the 37 Oscars… Read More »2015 Classic: The Best Original Screenplay
2015 Archive: The Bird
I’m “tweeting” about the dress again. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Vintage: The “Information Operations” Twitter War
Why was ISIS winning the “Digital Jihad”? Because “Quality Editing” and “Social Media” are the most dangerous “Force Multipliers” of 2014. Part of the 35… Read More »2014 Vintage: The “Information Operations” Twitter War
2014 Legacy: The Second Opinion
“Doctor, I think I have a rare tropical disease.” “Did you see it on WebMD?” “Yes.” “Then you actually have ‘Acute Internet-Induced Paranoia’.” Part of… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Second Opinion