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2023 Archive: The Bryce Harper “First Base” Move

Why was he learning a new position? Because he wanted to get back on the field faster, and it turns out he’s just as good at catching as he is at hitting 450-foot homers.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2023 “The Joker’s Ring & The Kelce Bowl” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior12/06/2014 01:21I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@Full_House_Michelle02/23/1997 19:38You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Dorm_Room_Hero05/18/1996 05:45My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
@Talladega_N_R08/05/2008 17:50If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
@Chocolate_Rain08/28/2007 20:22I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@WordPress_Fan_0308/25/1995 04:55The best thing since version 1.0!
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan05/25/1997 18:19Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
@Boxxy_Queen05/16/2012 02:09I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

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