Beginning to fill the garage with fifty cans of stewed tomatoes and three dozen flashlights because the evening news said the kitchen microwave might turn evil at midnight on December 31, 1999.
Part of the 37 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1998 “Windows 98, Furby Owls & Y2K Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
This site is very exciting!
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