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2007 Archive: Best Metal Performance

Why “Eyes of the Insane” by Slayer? Because the Grammys like to keep things “balanced”—a little Celine Dion, a little Slayer.

Part of the 34 Grammy Jokes: The 2007 “Not Ready to Make Nice & Sexy Back” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Guy11/16/1995 19:34Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
@Pokemon_Blue08/11/2007 21:28Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@Cyber_Security_X05/20/2010 17:45Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Malware_Hunter08/25/1995 00:27Scanning... Laughs detected!
@American_Psycho_P10/16/2001 19:23I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
@Green_Day_Fan05/13/2015 00:47Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@MTV_Unplugged06/18/2005 19:27Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
@Lag_Victim_0108/02/2010 22:31I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
@Warcraft_Orc06/01/2004 07:26Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Podcast_Listener10/04/2008 04:34I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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