2019 Classic: The The Rise of Skywalker (Teasers)
Why was the 4th so “Final”? Because the Skywalker saga was ending, making every “Big Boom” in the sky feel like the death of a… Read More »2019 Classic: The The Rise of Skywalker (Teasers)
2019 Archive: The Justin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin time to finish the decade! Part of the 53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2019 Archive: The Justin
2019 Archive: The Midsommar Flower Crown
I’m never going to a Swedish festival. Or a field. Or near anyone wearing a white dress. Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019… Read More »2019 Archive: The Midsommar Flower Crown
2018 Legacy: Kylian Mbappé’s World Cup
Why was the 19-year-old running so fast? Because he wanted to become the first teenager since Pelé to score in a World Cup final, leading… Read More »2018 Legacy: Kylian Mbappé’s World Cup
2018 Archive: The Robyn “Honey”
Why the 8-year wait? For the Swedish pop legend returning to prove that “Dancing on My Own” wasn’t her only masterpiece. Part of the 40… Read More »2018 Archive: The Robyn “Honey”
2018 Archive: Bohemian Rhapsody
Why was the house full of “Galileos”? Because the Queen biopic came out, and now Dad thinks he has the range of Freddie Mercury (he… Read More »2018 Archive: Bohemian Rhapsody
2018 Classic: The Book Club
“We’re reading 50 Shades!” “In 2018? You guys are four years late to the ‘scandal’ and ten years late to the gym.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2018 Classic: The Book Club
2018 Vintage: The Turtle
I’m “slowly” gaining XP. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Archive: The FaceID Fail
Why was the traveler locked out? Because he got a tan in Thailand and his iPhone X didn’t recognize its “golden” owner. Part of the 46 Travel… Read More »2018 Archive: The FaceID Fail
2017 Legacy: The Wonder Woman Success
Why did it resonate? Because everyone in 2017 was looking for a “Lasso of Truth” to use during the Sunday morning talk shows. Part of… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Wonder Woman Success