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2018 Archive: The FaceID Fail

 Why was the traveler locked out? Because he got a tan in Thailand and his iPhone X didn’t recognize its “golden” owner.

Part of the 46 Travel Jokes: The 2018 “Snap & Floss” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro02/23/1998 20:25Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Yahoo_Directory10/20/1999 19:02Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Terminator_2_Fan01/23/2009 04:08Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@Steve-O_Wild05/03/2015 07:52Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Fire_Background09/23/1999 16:46This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@DMOZ_Volunteer03/26/1995 12:32Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
@Terran_Marine05/18/2015 09:05Go, go, go! More jokes!

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