Why were the ghosts so hairy? Because the “lumbersexual” trend was at its peak, and flannel shirts were the unofficial uniform of 2014. Part of… Read More »2014 Archive: The “No Shave November” (Early Start)
“I’m taking a ‘selfie’!” “We used to call that ‘being vain’, now we call it ‘The Oxford Dictionary’s favorite word’. What a time to be alive.”… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Selfie Word of the Year
Why did we catch more people? Because “Identity Theft” is much harder when the U.S. Army has your thumbprint and your iris scan on a… Read More »2011 Vintage: The “Bio-Metric” Success
Why was the IT room on fire? Because they were “prepared” for the world to end, but not for the server to lag. Part of… Read More »2010 Archive: The World of Warcraft “Cataclysm”
Why did the principal call an emergency meeting in April? Because a wealthy student brought the first-generation iPad to school, and the entire history class… Read More »2010 Vintage: The iPad Interruption
Why was she in a ringmaster outfit? Because in 2009, Britney reminded us that despite the chaos, she was still the one running the show.… Read More »2009 Legacy: Britney Spears (The Circus Tour)
“Who wants to be a millionaire?” “Me.” “Then stop spending money on iPhone apps.” Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille”… Read More »2009 Archive: The Slumdog Logic
This pun is “shucking” high-definition. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
Why was she “the mother-flippin’ princess”? Because in 2007, she traded her neckties for pink streaks and a song that sounded like a cheerleading camp… Read More »2007 Classic: Avril Lavigne (Girlfriend)
I’m feeling “obsolete” next to this phone. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
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