2005 Vintage: The Scholastic Book Fair Prize
Winning a neon-colored spy pen with invisible ink that you used to write cheating answers on your arm before the geography quiz. Part of the… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Scholastic Book Fair Prize
2005 Vintage: The Little Bee
What do you call a bee that’s a professional singer? A “hum-dinger.” Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 “Tube-ular” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Little Bee
2005 Vintage: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
A teenager trying to slide into a crowded row while wearing a giant, swishing nylon sports jacket, accidentally pulling three hymnals and a box of… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
2005 Legacy: The YouTube Debut
Why did the IT department block a site called YouTube? Because they couldn’t figure out why anyone would want to watch 30 seconds of a… Read More »2005 Legacy: The YouTube Debut
2005 Archive: The Panic! At The Disco
A guy walks in and closes the goddamn door. Part of the 73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition… Read More »2005 Archive: The Panic! At The Disco
2005 Legacy: The Tomato
I’m “ketching” up with my distant friends. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Legacy: The O-Zone
I heard a song in a language I don’t know. It was “ma-ia-hi,” ma-ia-ho-rrible. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn… Read More »2004 Legacy: The O-Zone
2004 Legacy: Dodgeball (The Movie)
Why were the kids throwing ornaments? Because “If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball”—or a flying piece of tinsel. Part of… Read More »2004 Legacy: Dodgeball (The Movie)
2004 Classic: The 50 First Dates
I told her I have short-term memory loss. She said, “Only when it’s your turn to pay the mortgage.” Part of the 58 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2004 Classic: The 50 First Dates
2004 Vintage: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage registry containing thick, bumpy layers of correction fluid because the secretary refuses to trust the “delete” key on her new electronic… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Liquid White-Out Restoration