The official parish marriage registry containing thick, bumpy layers of correction fluid because the secretary refuses to trust the “delete” key on her new electronic… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
Why was Sylvester Stallone nominated? For playing four different versions of the same villain, proving that quantity is never a substitute for quality. Part of… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Spy Kids 3-D Headache
“We ride together, we die together… in the dark.” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 – The Year of the Great Blackout archive.… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Bad Boys II Cop
Why were they censored? Because the Pentagon realized that “Real-time Truth” is the enemy of “Strategic Communication.” Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2003… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Military’s First “Blogs”
“I summon the Blue-Eyes White Light Bulb!” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow archive. Historically Verified
Why did the blonde use her CD as a coaster? She wanted to “save” her drink. Part of the 63 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2002… Read More »2002 Classic: The Disk
I’m still catching up. My brain is a mess of boy bands and early internet. Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition… Read More »2002 Legacy: The “He Loves U Not” (Wait, that was 2000)
She thinks the “Passenger Airbag” light is a scorekeeper for how many times she’s right. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey &… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Airbag
I’m a golfer. I’m just “hyper-linking” my shots. Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
Why Estella Warren? For being the only person on the Planet of the Apes who looked like she just stepped out of a lingerie catalog shoot. Part… Read More »2001 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actress
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