The official parish marriage registry containing thick, bumpy layers of correction fluid because the secretary refuses to trust the “delete” key on her new electronic typing program.
Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2004 “Camera Phones, iPod Syncing & Fellowship Myspace” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The AI Newsletter Draft
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2024 Archive: The Mobile Wallet Bottleneck
A three-minute bottleneck in the center aisle during the collecti...read more »
34 Religious Jokes: The 2023 “AI Sermon Drafts, QR Code Hymnals & Smart Pew Fellowship” Edition
In 2023, church life was fully immersed in the era of artificial ...read more »
36 Religious Jokes: The 2013 “Facebook Overload, Smart Tablets & Modern Fellowship” Edition
In 2013, church life was fully revolving around social media upda...read more »
2024 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Swap
A small group of senior parishioners starting a private messaging...read more »
34 Religious Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Relief, Nokia Ringtones & Translucent iMacs” Edition
In 2000, church life entered the new millennium with a massive si...read more »
2024 Archive: The High-Top Valve Click
A young usher passing the collection plate generating a faint, rh...read more »
2024 Legacy: The FaceID Sanctuary Lockout
A parishioner trying to discreetly check his notifications in a d...read more »
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A profound moment of silent adoration in the sanctuary being comp...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Thermostat App War
The head of the trustee board tracking the chapel heating bill fr...read more »
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2024 Legacy: The 4K Wireless Casting Nightmare
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In 2002, church life was confidently striding into the digital er...read more »
39 Religious Jokes: The 2022 “Post-Pandemic Returns, Smart Tithing & Hybrid Board Meetings” Edition
In 2022, church life experienced a massive, joyous return to the ...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
The human guide to online humor.
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!