Why was the 19-year-old running so fast? Because he wanted to become the first teenager since Pelé to score in a World Cup final, leading France to glory and making every other defender in Russia look like they were running in flip-flops.
Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2018 “Philly Special & The French Renaissance” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The NASCAR Speed
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The Baseball Contract
Negotiating life one strike at a time.The baseball player spent t...read more »
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When your thumb muscles are the strongest part of your body.My so...read more »
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The Surfing Wave
Wipeouts and wisdom from the ocean.Surfing is the only sport wher...read more »
A Giants fan, a Padre fan,...
A Giants fan, a Padre fan, and a Dodger fan are climbing a mounta...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mahomes Three-Peat Chase
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In 1997, sports went from "intense" to "completely insane." It wa...read more »
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The Swimming Pool
Diving deep into the world of aquatic humor.Why don’t swimmers ev...read more »
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Why was he so focused? Because after a few years of early exits, ...read more »
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The Yoga Flexibility
Trying to find inner peace while tied in a knot.I tried yoga toda...read more »
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Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
We’re better than you, and we know it!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
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