Why was the old Taylor “dead” at the airport? Because she couldn’t come to the phone right now, probably because she was in the “Do… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Taylor Swift “Look What You Made Me Do”
Why did it resonate? Because everyone in 2017 was looking for a “Lasso of Truth” to use during the Sunday morning talk shows. Part of… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Wonder Woman Success
I’m a “fun-gi” to hunt with. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
Why were the costumes so political? Because 2016 was an election year, and the only thing scarier than a monster was the 24-hour news cycle.… Read More »2016 Classic: The “Hillary vs. Trump” Debates
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re happy! Part of the 34 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2015 Force… Read More »2015 Classic: The Shore
Why was the tourist fuming at Disney? Because security confiscated his selfie stick, labeling it a “blunt force weapon” against Mickey Mouse. Part of the… Read More »2015 Archive: The Selfie Stick Ban
Why did the manager have a giant tablet? “It’s not a tablet, it’s a workstation!” (He just used it to play bigger versions of Candy Crush).… Read More »2015 Classic: The iPad Pro 12.9
He asked for my ‘Limited Edition’ GoPro as a down payment. Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition… Read More »2014 Classic: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
Why did we drink “Cold Brew”? Because 2014 was the year we realized regular iced coffee wasn’t “hip” enough for the office. Part of the… Read More »2014 Vintage: The New Year Toast
Why Arnold Schwarzenegger? For an action movie so gritty and unpleasant it felt like sandpaper for the soul. Part of the 36 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2014 Legacy: The “Sabotage” Burn
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