Why was the old Taylor “dead” at the airport? Because she couldn’t come to the phone right now, probably because she was in the “Do Not Disturb” mode of her flight.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
Waddle on over and read this!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
A wild laugh appeared!