2019 Classic: The Pessimist
“The light is just a temporary glitch in the darkness of the universe.” Part of the 54 Light Bulb Jokes: 2019 – The “I Love… Read More »2019 Classic: The Pessimist
2018 Archive: The Country Buffet Strategy
Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:00 PM to secure the ultimate corner booth before the early-bird crowd paralyzes the… Read More »2018 Archive: The Country Buffet Strategy
2018 Legacy: The “Johny Johny Yes Papa” Viral Video
Why was the toddler being interrogated? “Eating sugar? No, Papa! Telling lies? No, Papa! Open your mouth… Ha! Ha! Ha!” (He definitely ate the sugar).… Read More »2018 Legacy: The “Johny Johny Yes Papa” Viral Video
2018 Classic: The Game Night
“We’re having a fun night of board games!” “Is that why someone just threw a Monopoly piece at the dog and is now crying in the bathroom?”… Read More »2018 Classic: The Game Night
2018 Vintage: The Inclusion Rider
Why did everyone Google it? Because Frances McDormand wanted to make sure that the “Status Quo” got a very loud wake-up call. Part of the… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Inclusion Rider
2017 Classic: The Rafael Nadal 10th French Open
Why was “La Decima” so historic? Because Rafa won his 10th title in Paris without dropping a set, making the trophy his permanent property. Part… Read More »2017 Classic: The Rafael Nadal 10th French Open
2017 Classic: The Despacito Overload
Why did the music teacher threaten to cancel the school spring dance? Because “Despacito” was played fourteen times in a row, and the middle schoolers… Read More »2017 Classic: The Despacito Overload
2016 Classic: Leonardo DiCaprio Wins His Oscar
Why did he hug a bear? (Wait, he didn’t). Because after years of memes about him being ignored, Leo finally got his trophy for The Revenant,… Read More »2016 Classic: Leonardo DiCaprio Wins His Oscar
2016 Classic: The Optimist
“Perfect! Now I have an excuse to stay in bed and look at memes all day.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 –… Read More »2016 Classic: The Optimist
2016 Legacy: The Childish Gambino “Awaken, My Love!”
Why the funk? For Donald Glover ditching the rap to become a 70s soul-god, proving there was nothing he couldn’t do. Part of the 42… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Childish Gambino “Awaken, My Love!”