2024 Legacy: The Selfie
Why did the blonde try to take a photo of her brain? She heard it was the only way to prove it was still “online.”… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Selfie
2023 Archive: The “Biden Tripped Again” Videos
Why were they so viral? Because in 2023, a “Stumble on the Stairs” was considered a more important “Economic Indicator” than the GDP. Part of… Read More »2023 Archive: The “Biden Tripped Again” Videos
2023 Vintage: The 2023 Optimism
We’ve got AI, we’ve got Barbenheimer, and the Eras Tour is still going. Surely 2024 will be a very calm, predictable election year. Part of… Read More »2023 Vintage: The 2023 Optimism
2023 Vintage: The Women’s World Cup (Spain’s Win)
Why was the trophy going to Madrid? Because Spain beat England in the final, proving that even with a lot of off-field drama, their “Tiki-Taka”… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Women’s World Cup (Spain’s Win)
2023 Archive: The TikTok “Orange Peel” Theory
Why was the woman crying over an orange? Because she asked her husband to peel it and his answer determined if their relationship was “travel-worthy.”… Read More »2023 Archive: The TikTok “Orange Peel” Theory
2022 Archive: The Wendy
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows! Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2022 Maverick Edition… Read More »2022 Archive: The Wendy
2022 Archive: The Little Mountain
What do you call a hill that’s always tired? “Slope-y.” Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2020 Archive: The Cyberpunk 2077 Launch
“The graphics are amazing!” “Why is that guy’s head floating in the air?” “It’s a feature, not a bug! Just like my ‘glitchy’ social life.” Part… Read More »2020 Archive: The Cyberpunk 2077 Launch
2020 Legacy: The Another Round Dance
Why Mads Mikkelsen? For proving that a movie about four teachers being “slightly drunk” all the time is a tragedy, until Mads starts doing jazz-ballet.… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Another Round Dance
2020 Archive: The Bread
I’m “kneading” some personal space. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified