1996 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why Pamela Anderson? For realizing that Barb Wire was less of a movie and more of a very long music video for a song nobody… Read More »1996 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up
1996 Vintage: The Peter Falk Vibe
Why was he there? To remind everyone that Columbo doesn’t need a high-speed gurney; he just needs one more question. Part of the 39 Emmy… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Peter Falk Vibe
1996 Archive: The Operation Desert Strike
Why did we bomb Iraq again in ’96? To remind Saddam that even if he’s bored, we still have a lot of leftover missiles from… Read More »1996 Archive: The Operation Desert Strike
1995 Legacy: The Best Female Country Vocal
Why did Mary Chapin Carpenter win (again)? Because her voice is the official soundtrack of 1995 station wagons. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Best Female Country Vocal
1995 Legacy: The Sound Mixing Mystery
Why did Speed win? Because the Academy members finally understood what “Loud” sounded like on a bus. Part of the 31 Oscars Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Sound Mixing Mystery
1995 Vintage: The Toy Story Vibe
Yo mama is so ugly, when Andy saw her, he thought Sid had moved in next door. Part of the 52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Toy Story Vibe