2002 Legacy: The Mr. Deeds
“I’m a billionaire at heart!” “Too bad your ATM receipt says you’re a hundredaire at best.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging & Reality… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Mr. Deeds
2002 Vintage: The Paper Origami Game
Using the folded paper fortune teller to predict if you would marry a member of *NSYNC or a professional skateboarder. Part of the 37 School… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Paper Origami Game
2001 Legacy: The SMS Cost
Why did the traveler come back broke? He sent 10 texts from abroad and his carrier charged him the price of a private jet rental.… Read More »2001 Legacy: The SMS Cost
2001 Classic: Toni Braxton’s Dress (Again)
Why was she nominated? Because “He Wasn’t Man Enough” was a hit, but let’s be honest, her dress was doing at least 50% of the… Read More »2001 Classic: Toni Braxton’s Dress (Again)
2001 Archive: The Gandalf
“A light bulb is never late, nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to!” Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2001… Read More »2001 Archive: The Gandalf
2001 Legacy: The Honorary Award for Jack Cardiff
Why? Because the Academy realized that the guy who filmed The Red Shoes probably knows more about “Style” than everyone else in the building. Part… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Honorary Award for Jack Cardiff
2000 Archive: The “Take A Look Around”
Limp Bizkit doing Mission: Impossible. It’s loud, it’s angry, and I love it. Part of the 71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
2000 Vintage: The Billy Crystal “Millennium” Entrance
Why did Billy enter inside a montage of past winners? To remind us that even in the year 2000, Hollywood’s favorite thing to look at… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Billy Crystal “Millennium” Entrance
2000 Legacy: The Needle
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle little help over here! Part of the 55 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2000… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Needle
2000 Archive: The “Dungeons & Dragons” Mess
Why Jeremy Irons? For chewing so much scenery that there was nothing left for the CGI dragons to sit on. Part of the 40 Razzie… Read More »2000 Archive: The “Dungeons & Dragons” Mess