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2001 Legacy: The SMS Cost

 Why did the traveler come back broke? He sent 10 texts from abroad and his carrier charged him the price of a private jet rental.

Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Incremental Security” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Macarena_Dancer09/10/2014 04:33Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
@Diva_Plavalaguna01/10/2001 23:39The highest note of humor!
@Twelve_Monkeys_F02/01/2015 08:03The future is laughing at us.
@Green_Day_Fan08/24/2000 17:28Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@Cow_And_Chicken03/05/1995 19:38Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@Scumbag_Steve_X03/28/2005 02:17Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
@Philosoraptor_X04/17/2011 11:11If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@Salt_Bae_Original02/20/2007 11:55Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@Dogpile_Fan_Club04/14/1996 15:06All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@About_Dot_Com06/13/1997 00:37The human guide to online humor.

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