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2000 Vintage: The Billy Crystal “Millennium” Entrance

Why did Billy enter inside a montage of past winners? To remind us that even in the year 2000, Hollywood’s favorite thing to look at is its own reflection.

Part of the 43 Oscars Jokes: The 2000 “American Beauty, Stolen Statues & Billy’s Millennium” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Net_Neutral_9511/28/1995 01:42This is why we need the internet.
@Friends_Lover01/24/2008 08:29Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Titanic_Jack10/14/2007 12:21I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Fight_Club_Tyler06/04/2000 17:38The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
@Scanner_Darkly06/28/2003 08:21I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
@Oracle_Says09/13/2001 10:47I knew you’d laugh at this.
@Ferris_Bueller10/04/2004 08:27Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Star_Wars_Kid04/08/2015 01:28I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
@Evolution_Dance07/03/2005 14:52The history of humor in one post.
@Shut_Up_Money05/01/2009 22:11Shut up and take my laughter!

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