2016 Classic: Leonardo DiCaprio Wins His Oscar
Why did he hug a bear? (Wait, he didn’t). Because after years of memes about him being ignored, Leo finally got his trophy for The Revenant,… Read More »2016 Classic: Leonardo DiCaprio Wins His Oscar
2016 Classic: The Refresh
Why did the blonde splash water on her face? She clicked “Refresh” on her browser. Part of the 58 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2016 Archive… Read More »2016 Classic: The Refresh
2016 Legacy: The Alex
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain everything once I’m inside! Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Alex
2016 Vintage: The Trash Can
I’m “recycling” puns about Pidgeys. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Archive: The Pessimist
“The light coming back on just exposes the harsh reality of my life.” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: 2015 – The Hotline Bling… Read More »2015 Archive: The Pessimist
2015 Classic: Eddie Redmayne’s Whisper
Why did he win Worst Supporting Actor for Jupiter Ascending? Because he went from winning an Oscar for The Theory of Everything to playing a space villain who… Read More »2015 Classic: Eddie Redmayne’s Whisper
2014 Vintage: The Best Visual Effects
Why was Gravity a lock? Because they built a “Light Box” that made us all feel like we were orbiting Earth. Part of the 42… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Best Visual Effects
2013 Classic: The Frozen Fever
Why is a wife like Elsa? Because one minute she’s fine, and the next she’s telling you to “Let It Go”—but she’s definitely not letting it… Read More »2013 Classic: The Frozen Fever
2013 Vintage: The Last Vegas
“We’re going to Vegas one last time!” “Great. Try not to lose your dentures at the blackjack table.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Last Vegas
2012 Legacy: The Avengers Shawarma
“Let’s go get shawarma!” “We’re in Ohio, Dave. The best I can do is a taco from the gas station.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Avengers Shawarma