2016 Classic: The Optimist

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🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2013, the world was caught in a whirlwind of viral trends and ...read more »

How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »

In 2023, the world was lived in pink and shadows. We witnessed th...read more »

How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb? One....read more »

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb? I’ll ne...read more »

How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb? One. ...read more »

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? None. Cats don...read more »

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many stand-up comedians does it take to change a light bulb? ...read more »

How many dragons does it take to change a light bulb? None. They ...read more »

How many orthopedic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?...read more »

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

@Palm_Pilot_User06/07/1996 11:45Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@C++_Dev_9810/17/2009 23:01I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Starship_Troopers07/11/2006 16:25I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Ruby_Rhod_Green02/23/1998 18:23Super green! Hilarious!

@Better_Off_Dead01/14/2000 13:36I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Austin_Powers_Y10/18/2006 20:55Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Brennan_Huff_X02/19/1996 13:40I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@Ermahgerd_Girl11/04/1997 16:39ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@Clans_Leader_9901/31/1997 00:35Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!