2016 Legacy: The Dentist
“You have a cavity.” “Can I pay in ‘Poké-Coins’?” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2016 Archive: The Surgeon 2
“I’m using 3D-mapping for your surgery.” “Does it look like a video game?” “Yes, but there are no ‘Extra Lives’.” Part of the 69 Doctor… Read More »2016 Archive: The Surgeon 2
2016 Vintage: The Long-Distance Calling Card Relic
Keeping a secret compartment in a leather wallet dedicated entirely to plastic minute cards, even though your cell phone plan has included unlimited nationwide calling… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Long-Distance Calling Card Relic
2014 Classic: The Lettuce
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, Interstellar is starting and it’s long! Part of the 47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2014 Classic: The Lettuce
2013 Legacy: The Red Line in Syria
Why was the “Red Line” so blurry in 2013? Because the President realized that drawing a line in the sand is easy, but deciding what… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Red Line in Syria
2012 Classic: The WhatsApp Group Chat Explosion
The popular kids looking panicked because their notifications wouldn’t stop flashing, revealing all the after-school gossip in real-time. Part of the 38 School & Teacher… Read More »2012 Classic: The WhatsApp Group Chat Explosion
2012 Archive: The Macklemore & Ryan Lewis “Thrift Shop”
Why the $20? For the independent rappers who proved you could have a #1 hit by rapping about grandma’s hand-me-downs. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2012 Archive: The Macklemore & Ryan Lewis “Thrift Shop”
2011 Legacy: The Alarm Clock
She says my alarm clock is “brave” for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Alarm Clock
2009 Classic: The Sitcom
She says Modern Family is “unrealistic” because the son-in-law (Phil) is “occasionally likable.” Part of the 64 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Bitcoin” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2009 Classic: The Sitcom
2009 Legacy: The Thimble
I’m “protecting.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified