Why was the food so “Sustainable”? Because after Al Gore’s win, eating a non-recycled shrimp felt like a crime.
Part of the 41 Oscars Jokes: The 2007 “Scorsese’s Redemption, Ellen’s Vacuum & The Departed’s Victory” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Best Documentary Feature
Why did Will & Harper win? Because a road trip about friendsh...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Best Makeup Win
Why did the "Bella Baxter" team win? Because making Emma Stone lo...read more »
2025 Classic: The Best Animated Short
Why did War Is Over! have a sequel? No, wait—it was Meow—because ...read more »
36 Oscars Jokes: The 2005 “Clint’s Knockout, Jamie’s Soul & Chris Rock’s Reality Check” Edition
In 2005, the 77th Academy Awards brought a gritty, emotional punc...read more »
37 Oscars Jokes: The 2002 “Halle’s History, Shrek’s Arrival & Denzel’s Double” Edition
In 2002, the 74th Academy Awards moved into their permanent home ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Best Live Action Short
Why did The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar win? Because Wes Ander...read more »
2024 Classic: The Best Costume Design
Why did Poor Things win? Because puffy sleeves and Victorian-punk...read more »
2024 Archive: The Best Director Win
Why did Christopher Nolan win? For proving that you can make a th...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Arnold Schwarzenegger & Danny DeVito Bit
Why were they there? To remind the "Batman" in the front row (Mic...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Best Animated Feature
Why did The Wild Robot win? Because the Academy decided that a ro...read more »
😜 More from category: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
44 Oscars Jokes: The 2003 “Chicago, The Kiss & Spirited Away” Edition
In 2003, the 75th Academy Awards tried to balance the glitz of Ho...read more »
39 Oscars Jokes: The 2001 “Gladiator, Julia’s Laugh & Björk’s Swan Dive” Edition
In 2001, the 73rd Academy Awards took us from the Roman Colosseum...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Wicked" Visuals
Why did it sweep the technicals? Because Cynthia Erivo and Ariana...read more »
2025 Vintage: Paul Mescal’s "Shorts" Legacy
Why was everyone looking at his legs? To see if he brought the 1s...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!