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2009 Legacy: The Thimble

 I’m “protecting.”

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Toy_Story_Woody06/02/2011 12:48There is a joke in my boot!
@Courage_Dog08/06/2003 03:54The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Cow_And_Chicken04/19/2000 04:51Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@Y_U_NO_Laugh08/29/2009 19:01Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
@One_Does_Not_S12/14/2012 23:02One does not simply read one joke.
@Blogger_Default12/25/2000 03:57Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
@Arthas_Fan_0205/09/2009 15:49Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

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