2008 Archive: The Margarita
“Saltier than a banker who didn’t get a bonus.” Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2008 Archive: The Margarita
2008 Archive: The Year 2008
Why did it end? Because we were all too busy trying to unlock the “Master Chief” in Halo 3 to notice that the 2010s were coming. Part… Read More »2008 Archive: The Year 2008
2007 Classic: The Governor’s Ball
Why was the food so “Sustainable”? Because after Al Gore’s win, eating a non-recycled shrimp felt like a crime. Part of the 41 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »2007 Classic: The Governor’s Ball
2007 Archive: The “Modular” Brigade
Why did the Army reorganize? To make sure that “Confusion” was distributed equally across the entire force. Part of the 41 Military Jokes: The 2007… Read More »2007 Archive: The “Modular” Brigade
2007 Archive: The Group Therapy
“Welcome to the meeting for people who can’t stop checking their email. First, let’s all put our BlackBerries in the bin… Wait, why is everyone… Read More »2007 Archive: The Group Therapy
2006 Vintage: Album of the Year
Why How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb? Because the Academy felt that a world without a U2 win was a world in danger. Part of… Read More »2006 Vintage: Album of the Year
2006 Classic: The Launch of the 80GB iPod Video
Why did we need that much space? Because we wanted to carry 20,000 songs and the entire first season of The Office on a screen the size… Read More »2006 Classic: The Launch of the 80GB iPod Video
2005 Vintage: The Zoo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Zoo. / Zoo who? / Zoo (Who) is that on YouTube at the zoo? Part of the 41 Classic… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Zoo
2005 Legacy: The “Ghost Jacket” (Electronic Warfare)
Why were the Humvees covered in strange antennas? To jam the enemy’s cell phones, and—incidentally—to make sure the crew couldn’t listen to the radio either.… Read More »2005 Legacy: The “Ghost Jacket” (Electronic Warfare)
2005 Archive: The Last Joke of 2005
Why did the manager bring a ladder to the 2006 planning meeting? Because he heard the “Targets” were out of this world. Part of the… Read More »2005 Archive: The Last Joke of 2005