1999 Vintage: The State of the Union “Surplus”

Why was the 1999 speech so long? Because when you have a budget surplus, you have to take an hour to explain why you’re still not lowering taxes.

🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@WebTV_Viewer02/28/2014 19:31Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Harry_Potter_Hermione06/19/1999 16:18It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@Pizza_Pizza_9903/17/2012 20:50Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Voodoo_3dfx03/18/2005 13:24The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.

@Emule_Donkey09/07/2008 06:55Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Dexter_Lab_Fan12/28/1997 05:38Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!

@Blogger_Default05/20/2013 09:24Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@Browser_War_V05/20/1997 23:17Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.