Spending an entire Saturday afternoon completely cut off from the local weather broadcast because a streaming application demanding a dynamic six-digit code sent to an… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Smart TV Double-Factor Lockdown
Why were they wearing matching blue suits? Because in 2024, they realized that a 70s-style ballad was the only way to make the entire world… Read More »2024 Archive: Lady Gaga & Bruno Mars (Die With A Smile)
Why was this the weirdest couple of 2023? Because nobody had “Wonka meets the Kardashians” on their 2023 bingo card. Part of the 41 Celebrity… Read More »2023 Archive: Kylie Jenner & Timothée Chalamet
I’m “phasing” out of old habits. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
Why was June 2023 the most confusing weekend for NATO? Because we watched a private army start a “Marsz Sprawiedliwości” (March of Justice) toward Moscow,… Read More »2023 Classic: The Wagner Mutiny
Why did we almost go bankrupt again? Because in May 2023, the U.S. government decided to play another game of “Financial Chicken,” proving that the… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Debt Ceiling Showdown
“Light it up like a pink firework.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
I’m “cracking” the daily puzzle. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
Why Mark Wahlberg? For proving that gluing a mustache on in the last minute of a movie is not “character development.” Part of the 35… Read More »2022 Classic: The Uncharted Mustache
I’m “locking” my digital wallet. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
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