2022 Legacy: The Egg

I’m “cracking” the daily puzzle.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "buzzing" with every vibration.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "milking" the future for all it's worth.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

2016 was a wild ride of augmented reality and viral sensations. W...read more »

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

In 2020, the world didn't just change—it went into "Sleep Mode." ...read more »

I’m "inking" about 3D-printing a vacation.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

I’m "displaying" 100% transparency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a "space"-y messag...read more »

I’m "grounded."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "flexible."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "broadcasting."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The...read more »

I’m "whining" about the lag in my eyes.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

@HTML_Hacker07/04/2011 16:20<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@Pirate_Bay_9906/15/2005 21:40Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@E_T_Phone_Home08/23/2003 13:00E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@Woman_Yelling_C12/02/2003 19:20The cat is just sitting there laughing!

@DMOZ_Volunteer01/11/2003 22:05Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@Afk_For_Laughs05/25/1997 09:12Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

@Starcraft_Zerg01/09/2002 03:08Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

@Flash_Game_Dev06/20/2006 10:49I should make a game about this joke.