2011 Legacy: The Alarm Clock

She says my alarm clock is “brave” for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring.

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My mother-in-law called me yesterday and said, “I’m coming over f...read more »

In 1996, the world was dancing the Macarena, the movie Indep...read more »

First man “I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mothe...read more »

STEVE: My Mother-in-law went to the Caribbean. FRED: Jamaica? STE...read more »

I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud’s wax museum and we wen...read more »

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of...read more »

An anagram of mother-in-law is woman Hitler.read more »

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? One....read more »

My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a fr...read more »

Bill: I was sorry to hear that your mother-in-law died. What was ...read more »

In 2023, everyone was asking ChatGPT to do their homework and won...read more »

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to ...read more »

In 2024, we learned that AI can now create full-length movies of ...read more »

Last week my wife and I went to buy a car and the salesman asked ...read more »

@Encarta_User03/16/2014 08:14I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@MIRC_Operator02/09/1999 10:56/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@Net_Addict_200007/29/2007 01:34My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@Sion_Partier07/17/2006 09:12The last city on Earth loves this one!

@Bam_Margera_Fan12/29/2002 14:10Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Napoleon_Dyna10/31/1997 12:00Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Orange_Mocha_F07/11/2005 15:23Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@Starcraft_Zerg09/20/2014 10:13Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!