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2016 Vintage: The Long-Distance Calling Card Relic

Keeping a secret compartment in a leather wallet dedicated entirely to plastic minute cards, even though your cell phone plan has included unlimited nationwide calling for years.

Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO Panic, Wireless Earbud Woes & Smart Grid Strife” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WinAmp_Shaker10/29/2013 05:01It really whips the llama's ass!
@SpiderMan_Peter02/05/2003 14:04My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli12/18/2000 16:01That still only counts as one laugh!
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy07/01/2008 10:21That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@Flashdance_What01/14/2003 02:10What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Better_Off_Dead04/20/2009 19:38I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@Prodigy_User_X02/24/2003 12:24Way better than the Prodigy boards!

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