2016 Archive: The Surgeon 2

“I’m using 3D-mapping for your surgery.” “Does it look like a video game?” “Yes, but there are no ‘Extra Lives’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »

@Diablo_Cow_Level03/03/2008 09:12There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@Pager_Guy01/07/2011 08:32Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@Shrek_Donkey07/28/2007 04:11And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Emule_Donkey04/03/2014 05:53Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@BitTorrent_0109/28/2002 02:21Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Dr_Evil_Pinky08/09/2000 04:21One billion... laughs!

@Shut_Up_Money02/21/2014 12:53Shut up and take my laughter!